whatever floats your goat

- jack-os-5d:
  homemeansthehills:
  Honestly it’s not that bad as it sounds. It takes the eagles about 2 hours to get to my liver and another 2 to eat it. The whole ordeal is over by one and I’ve got the afternoon to myself.
  american workers defending capitalism
  (via bookwormwinnetou)
- September 18, 2020 – 115755 notes
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- coughingkate:
  yes, of course, the “dative of the thing sprinkled,” my b, should’ve remembered that one, feel free to retract my credentials,
  (via bookwormwinnetou)
- August 17, 2020 – 466 notes
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- lycan-subscribe:
  averagefairy:
  the government be like hey guys the pandemic is over! but also no it’s not :) it’s totally fine to go out now but like still stay home! wear a mask but you don’t have to! stay six feet apart but like if you wanna go to a concert packed with hundreds of people that’s totally fine too!! Anyways guys stay safe out there haha :)
  if the pandemic is over, no it’s not. don’t go out because it’s over. no it isn’t. yes ❤️
  (via fishy-strawberries)
- July 2, 2020 – 71055 notes
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